• We have been getting a lot of press lately, here are some samples!
• "We are working hard to get their full catalog on i-tunes" ....Apple Computers
• "Their last drummer has a promising future as a kickboxer"....Ring Magazine
• "There are no homosexuals in the Wavelength band"...Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a speech at Columbia University
• "I want more Country!!!!"...Overheard at an Eagles club in Sheldon
• "Fans in Burma are paying upwards of 50 Hectares for their show tonight"....The Budhistatva Daily Press
• "I've seen them 4 times in 4 years and they're never the same guys".....Playgirl
• "Their version of 'Butterfly Kisses' rocks big time"....Bob Carlisle
• "Do they need a manager?..I need a job!"...Donald Rumsfeld
• "In our annual Battle of the Bands, they got second place. The Piglets beat them by only 3 votes"...North High Reports
• "Their fashion sense is impeccable.....would make the Pussycat Dolls jealous".....Gentlemen's Quarterly
• "They are very different...they're good!".....Anonymous
• "We plan to listen to their newest release in March and write a review in June, maybe"...Procrastination Monthly
• "Their songlist reminds me of a jukebox in a bar on Mars where I used to hang"...Janet from another planet
• "You can rely on them to get your toes a'tappin"....Square Dancing Digest
• "....these boys are remarkably well behaved for their age".......Parenting Magazine
• "These guys suck"...A short fat balding soundman
• "Past members have formed their own band; Coco on drums, Doc Funk on bass and Ken 'the mAN' on lead guitar. While they are still in rehearsal mode, we expect big things from this band. Keep an eye and ear out for 'The Magnificent Broad of Producers"....WWW.ontherebound.com
• "....encouraging to see a band with 4 drummers".....Modern Drummer
• "Their recent tour of Pluto was entirely sold out"....Spin
• "They don't play 'Takin Care of Business', What kind of a band are they anyway?"...Chick in Aurelia.....(Webmaster's reply: Not that kind, sweetheart)
• "Their version of 'Stacey's Mom' has been #1 on our Polka chart for 33 weeks"...Billboard
• "They begged me to teach them some Dylan songs"...J. Cash
• "They're playing an Elvis Costello song. What kind of band are they?"..a sweetie from Aurelia..(Webmasters reply: That kind, honey)
• "I taught them how to play Folsom Prison Blues"...Bob Dylan
• "They love The Police, but hate cops"...Irv Mayland
• "I love to get really drunk and listen to them"...Jingles
• "They do a super job singing 'chick songs'."...Amy Grant
• "I just wish Charlie would have tried out for 'Rockstar: Supernova'."....Tommy Lee
• "We're not sure how old their drummer is but he is really funky"....three chicks named Brenda
• " After extensive tests we found them to be 74% efficient but because they give 120%, their overall rating remains high....11 stars and we give them a 'BEST BUY' rating"....Consumer Reports
• "When do they go on break?"....Lisa
• ".....and their guitarist has God-awful tone."...Jason
• "The next big thing".....Rolling Stone
• "They seem like nice guys....I met them in a theatre in Florida." Pee Wee Herman
• "....and their guitar player loses his mind at times, but it is only temporary..." Pyschology Today
• "They have literally changed the face of rock music forever"...Farm Living Digest
• "Local hotel owners beware...the world's most dangerous band is coming to your town"...Law Enforcement Weekly
• "The second best band of our time, after Paul Revere and the Raiders "...Ben Franklins Almanac
• "I'd be here even if I didn't have to work"....Local bartender
• "There's not enough room in any town for two bands like this".....Downbeat Magazine
• "I was lucky to get out when I did"...Local Karaoke Star
• "Just when you think you have them figured out, they do a song by 'Was(Not Was)'."....Wednesday crowd at Chesterfields
• "A nice mix of country and soul, with a hint of polka thrown in"....AARP Dance Guide
• "A nice mix of Italian, Scottish, Afro-American and Chilean folk music"...NAACP Music Guide
• "I'm really not sure the world is ready for them"....Marylin Manson
• "Too many songs about Jesus"....The Vatican Press
• "Their bass player has moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous"...Sports Illustrated
• "They remind me a lot of the Fabulous Hillbilly Fucktards"...Ron Carson of Burnin' Sensations
• "I don't think they should quit their day jobs just yet"....Chuck Grassley
• "Their show compares favorably with Wayne Newton and Frank Sinatra Jr."...Las Vegas Entertainment Guide
• "There's nothing entertaining on their website"...WWW.com critic
• "..terrorists.....My favorite band....cut and run...the twins like them too.."......George W. Bush
• " You can take that off, please!"...Ken
• "I'm was beginning to think they were crazed, but I know better".....Local bassist